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    I am Brown so ARe you DOwN?
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    Ego Stratification

    A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

    The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!

    Later, the lion confronts a deer and bellows, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

    The terrified deer stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!"

    On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

    Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times, the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on the lion till it looked like a corn tortilla, crapped on it, and ambled away.

    The lion hollered after the elephant, "Damn, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so pissed off."
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    Divine Inspiration

    A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

    The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

    The teacher paused and said, "but no one knows what God looks like."

    Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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    Who's The Boss?

    Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby-sitter when 6-year-old Kyle said to her, "You can't sit in Daddy's seat!"

    "Daddy's not home," the baby-sitter replied. "Since I'm responsible for you while he's gone, I can sit here. Today I'm the boss."

    Justin, the 4-year-old, quickly piped up, "If you're the boss, then you sit over there." He pointed to his mother's chair.
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    sorry dude .... Hash

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    Oct 2008



    lol i liked the last one. thanks for sharing



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