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    Apr 2010
    Alert, Nunavut, Canada

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    An Italian, a Frenchman, and a Yorkshireman are discussing their
    relative performance in bed.

    The Italian says, "When I've-a finshed-a makin' da love with my
    girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she
    floats-a da 6 inches above-a da bed in ecstasy."

    The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nossing, when Ah 'ave finished making
    ze love with my girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah
    lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats ze 12 inches
    above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

    The Yorkshireman says, "That's nothing! When I've finished fookin' my
    missus, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my ****
    clean on the curtains. She hits the fookin' roof!"

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    Brisbane, Australia




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