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    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

    i like this one






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    Quote Originally Posted by Solution24 View Post
    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

    i like this one

    bechare paati... what a torture that a husband goes through..



 

 

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