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    Default Priceless.. (nice story) :)

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    Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he
    can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes,
    and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
    next to a glass of water on the side table. And,
    next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and
    sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
    pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it
    is in perfect order, Spotlessly clean. So is the
    rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes
    when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in
    the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the
    table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left
    early to go shopping-Love you!" He stumbles to the
    kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and
    the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
    eating. Jack asks, "son...what happened last night?"
    "Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and out of
    your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the
    hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into
    the door." "So, why is everything in such perfect
    order, so clean, and I have a rose, and breakfast is
    on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh
    THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
    she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
    "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"

    Broken furniture - $85.26

    Hot Breakfast - $4.20

    Red Rose bud -$3.00

    Two Aspirins -$.38

    Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Oct 2008


    lol miss glam this sounds like another post that was posted here 2 weeks ago. so this is double posting

  3. #3


    realllly?! hmm, i didn't see it.. sorry, you can delete it

  4. #4
    The Creator :)
    Join Date
    Mar 2008


    reshma is rite



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