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    Santa apni biwi kw sath train me safar kar raha tha
    Raatko biwi boli: Yeh admi mere blouse me hath dal raha hai..
    Santa:Tu fikar na kar paise mere jeb main hain


    Santa: Baaju k ghar se IODEX maang ke la.
    Wife: Wo log nhi denge.
    Santa: Haan! Bade kanjoos or kamine log hai
    Chal Apni hi almaari se nikaal le!



    Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
    Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
    Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho,
    bolti hi nahi
    Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha.
    Banta- kya kr ra hai?
    Santa- Lassi bna ra hu
    Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai
    Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega.



    Nurse Mubarak Ho
    Ap k Ghr Beta Peda
    Hua He
    Santa-Wah G Wah
    Kia Technology He
    BV Meri Hospital Me He
    Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Peda hua He



    interviewer- where does d sun go in the Night
    Santa- it doesn't go anywer.
    Intrvr- superb pls continue.
    Santa- bcoz of darkness v r unable 2 c it!

    Santa Watching Star TV
    Break me advertise aya aap dekh rahe he' Star TV
    Santa bola:
    in tv walo ko kese pata chala k me Star TV dekh Rha Hu

    Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha,
    Our Has Bhi Raha Tha.
    Banta: Oye Kyu Hass Raha Hai?
    Santa: Shukr hai maine return ticket nahi kharida.

    Sir: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam
    Aaye
    Santa: Par Madam
    Exam Me Na Aap
    Humare Kaam Aati Hai
    Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko
    Aane Deti Hai.



    Santa: bus stand tak jane k kitnay paise
    Taximan: 40rs
    Santa: 2rs me chalega?
    taximan: 2rs me kaun jayega?
    Santa: piche baith me leke jata hu
    ...being a human...



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    really good onee tfs


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    great

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    wonderfullll............

 

 

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