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    Indian Wanting Coffee:

    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
    in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other..

    He says to the waiter:

    "Want coffee."
    The waiter says, "Sure. Coming right up."

    He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee......
    The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
    turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
    causing parts of the animal to splatter
    everywhere and then just walks out.

    The next morning the Indian returns.
    He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
    another male buffalo with the other.
    He walks up to the counter and says to
    the waiter

    "Want coffee."

    The waiter says "Whoa!
    We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
    What was all that about, anyway?"

    The Indian smiles and proudly says,

    "Training for position in Canadian government caucus:
    Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
    leave shit for others to clean up,
    disappear for rest of day."

    The meaning of the name Akili is 'Wisdom, intellect, sense'. # 1000....

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