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    How To Get To Heaven from Scotland

    I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

    I asked them, "If I sold my house and my
    car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my
    money to the church, would that get me
    into heaven?"

    "NO!" the children answered.

    "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed
    the garden and kept everything tidy, would
    that get me into heaven?"

    Again, the answer was 'No!'

    By now I was starting to smile.

    "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and
    gave sweets to all the children and
    loved my husband, would that get me
    into heaven?"

    Again, they all answered 'No!'

    I was just bursting with pride for them.

    I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"

    A six year old boy shouted,

    "Yuv got tae be fukin' dead"

    Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir eye..






    The meaning of the name Akili is 'Wisdom, intellect, sense'.

 

 

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