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    Sardar : My mobile bill how much?
    Call Centre Girl : Sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
    Sardar : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL MY MOBILE BILL.

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    Judge : Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
    Sardar to judge : U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

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    Question : "Should Women have Children after 35?"
    Smart Sardar Replied : "No!
    35 Children R More than Enough!!"

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    Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
    Manager : Do U know MS Office?
    Sardar : If U give me the address I will go there sir.

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    After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's
    Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
    "Torch is okay"

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    Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
    Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.

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    Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .... While its landing he shouted: " Bombay
    ... Bombay "
    Air hostess said : "B silent."
    Sardar : "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

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    Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
    Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !!

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    ...being a human...



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    fantastic.................luv it

 

 

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