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    Teacher: Sameer, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
    Sameer: $10.
    Teacher: You don稚 know maths.
    Sameer: You don稚 know my father!
    Mother: Sameer, come here.
    Sameer: Yes, mom?
    Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
    Sameer: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
    Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am
    scolding you now.
    Teacher: Sameer, your composition on 溺y Dog is exactly the same as your brother痴. Did you copy his?
    Sameer: No, teacher, it痴 the same dog!
    Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
    Sameer: That痴 why I say she痴 no good!
    Teacher: 展here were you born?
    Sameer: 鉄ingapore, Sir.
    Teacher: 展hich part?
    Sameer: 鄭ll of me, Sir.
    A teacher was asking her class: 展hat is the difference between 置nlawful and 訴llegal?
    Only one hand (...)
    ...being a human...



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