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    Default Baby's Delivery according to Corporate World ...

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    1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

    2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

    3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

    4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

    5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

    6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.

    7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

    8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

    And lastly...

    9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
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    lol........wat a delivery development process........

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    .. ...:unsure:.. ta fo sherin .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitty<3 View Post
    .. ...:unsure:.. ta fo sherin .....
    read read think think umm ummm ya ya n then say GOT IT LOL
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    lol updated with big fonts kitty can read
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    Lolz, corporate ki maar li tuney! Aptly summed up!

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    loooo yeh it is right\
    i like this post
    tnks fr sharing

 

 

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