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    *** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE ***

    1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends
    than her age.

    2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and
    after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.

    3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are
    bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to
    movies, theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

    4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala,
    aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after
    eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with
    chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.

    5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in
    your monthly phone bill.

    6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde.
    Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that
    she applies to cover her grey hair.

    7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki
    saas bhi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or
    cooking yourself.

    8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.

    9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of
    south india until she met you.

    10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to
    " walk out"

    11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you
    have in your home town.

    12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you"
    and "How are you"



    *** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE ***

    1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or
    Madras / Anna University .

    2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..."

    3. She shudders if you use four letter words.

    4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil
    Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract
    coconut oil from her hair.)

    5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.

    6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.

    7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and
    surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)

    8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is
    for the dog or for herself.

    9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and
    wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable
    while you are melting in your singlet.

    10. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.

    11. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian
    snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation' )

    12. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is
    based on.

    13. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty
    of it ..

    14. Her Mangal Sutra weighs more than the championship belts worn by
    WWF wrestlers.

    15. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you.
    ...being a human...



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    *** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE ***

    im a north indian girlllllllll

    1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends
    than her age.



    1: i dont have a boyfriend


    2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and
    after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.

    2: trust me. .girlz r more worried abt their weight than boyfriends...they will always be in shape


    3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are
    bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to
    movies, theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

    3: every husband shud take his wife out ... actually not just wife but the whole family shud have d outing

    4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala,
    aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after
    eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with
    chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.

    4: i can cook many other dishes too

    5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in
    your monthly phone bill.

    5: i believe in texting more than calling


    6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde.
    Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that
    she applies to cover her grey hair.

    6: noooo.....wht do grey hairz have to do wid north indian girl neway...everybody gonna have em someday ...btw....hair color is used mostly now...

    7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki
    saas bhi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or
    cooking yourself.

    7: my husband wud be lucky ... i dont watch tv much

    8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.

    :lollll:

    9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of
    south india until she met you.

    O_o ...girlz r way smarter than u think..no matter which region they belong

    10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to
    "walk out"

    itz girlz only...who try to work out thingz ... guyz walkz out easily

    11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you
    have in your home town.

    dependz on family to family

    12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you"
    and "How are you"

    ... readddddd...i wrote the whole damn thing in englishhhhhhh












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    just read the south indian girl as wife......itz completely funnyyy

    but itz not lyk tht at all

    south indian ppl r highly educated n much smarter

    n yes abt oiling n raaga n gold thing ...itz absolutely true :lollll:




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    peachy is a great girl..
    the world is changing...
    thanks peachy..keep it up
    ...being a human...



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    aww thanku so much billuuuu




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    amazing thread and really good answers peachy


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    hi i wann to see u

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    Thanks for the funny post billy
    Peachy , nice answers


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    Thanks For sharing


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