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    A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-lb. weight-loss

    The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him

    A voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair
    of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself
    as a representative of the weight-loss company. The sign reads: "If you
    Can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off
    after her.

    A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has

    His way with her. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the
    same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted
    to find that
    he has lost 10 lb. As promised.

    He then calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20-lb program.

    The next day there's a knock at the door, and there stands the most

    stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
    wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
    that reads:

    "If you catch me you can have me." Well, he's out the door after her

    like a shot! This girl is in excellent shape, and it takes him a while
    catch her; but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp
    wheeze,so for the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his
    delight,on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has
    another 20 lb. as promised.

    He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day,

    5day-50lb pound program.
    "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
    rigorous program."
    "Absolutely," the customer replies. "I haven't felt this good in

    The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he

    Finds this huge, muscular, 7-foot man standing there, wearing nothing
    pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that read: "Hi, I'm Dave.
    I catch you, you're mine..."

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