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    What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
    " Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,
    but I never told them anything !! "


    What's the difference between people
    who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
    The ones in the casinos are serious.


    When I was young I used to pray for a bike,
    then I realized that God doesn't work that way,
    so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.


    A little boy went up to his father and asked :
    " Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? "
    His father replied :
    " Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,
    because I still have mine. "


    John's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :
    "John seems to be a very bright boy,
    but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. "
    The mother wrote back the next day :
    " If you find a solution, please advise.
    I have the same problem with his father ! "
    ...being a human...



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