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Thread: Tie for Life!!
01-30-2009, 11:00 AM #1
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- Mar 2008
Tie for Life!!
An jew was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old muslim man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it. The jew asked “Please, I’m dying of thirst, can I have some water?”
The man replied “I don’t have any water, but why don’t you buy a tie? Here’s one that goes nicely with your robes.”
The jew shouted, “I don’t want a tie, you idiot, I need water!”
“OK, don’t buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I’ll tell you that over that hill there, about 4 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way, they’ll give you all the water you want.”
The jew thanked him and walked away towards the hill and eventually disappeared. Three hours later the jew came crawling back to where the man was sitting behind his card table. He said “I told you, about 4 miles over that hill. Couldn’t you find it?”
The jew rasped “I found it all right. They wouldn’t let me in without a tie.”sorry dude .... Hash