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    This 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting in a supermarket.<O</O
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    When she went before the judge he asked her, 'What did you steal?'<O</O
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    She replied, 'A can of peaches.'<O</O
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    The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.<O</O
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    The judge asked her how many peaches were in the can.<O</O
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    She replied that there were six.<O</O
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    The judge said, 'Then I will give you six days in jail.'<O</O
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    Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband stood up, and asked the judge if he could say something.<O</O
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    The judge said, 'What is it?'<O</O
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    The husband said, ‘She also stole a can of peas.’<O</O
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