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    BOY: May I hold your hand?
    GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

    GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
    BOY: You love me...

    GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??

    GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
    BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

    GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
    BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??

    BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
    GIRL: How soon??

    BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
    GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??

    SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
    TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

    MAN: You remind me of the sea.
    WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
    MAN: NO, because you make me sick.

    MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
    PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

    Girlfriend : "....And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
    Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

    Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
    Pupil : "The moon".
    Teacher : "Why?"
    Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

    Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
    Pupil : "A teacher".

    Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
    Customer : "What other colors do you have ?"

    My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

    Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
    Sam : "It's a family tradition".
    Teacher : "What do you mean?"
    Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
    Teacher : "What about your mother?"
    Sam : "She's a woman"..

    Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
    David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

    Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
    Student : "Brotherly love".

    Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
    Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

    Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
    Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

    Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
    One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

    Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
    Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
    One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
    Last edited by Sweet Red; 05-26-2011 at 02:17 PM.

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    Jan 2011


    wonderfullllll enjoyed it tremendously



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