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    Talking HuSbAnDs & WiVeS

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    Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
    Husband : Nothing.
    Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
    hour ??
    Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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    Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
    A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
    ensures U Continue to do so.
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    Wife : Do you want dinner?
    Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
    Wife : Yes and no.
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    Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
    Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look
    at your picture and the problem disappears.
    Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
    Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
    problem can there be greater than this one?"
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    Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
    troubles and lighten your burden.
    Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries
    or troubles.
    Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
    **********

    A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if
    my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
    "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER
    WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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    Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
    Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
    **********


    Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
    millionaire?"
    Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
    Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
    married her?"
    Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
    **********

    Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
    The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
    **********


    God created a Man before a Woman…BUT always remember that there is a ROUGH DRAFT before a MaStErPiEcE!!

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    Thanks you so much for sharing

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    Thanks you so much for sharing..

 

 

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