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    Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" <O</O
    Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. <O</O
    Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. <O</O
    His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." <O</O
    Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions. <O</O
    A few weeks later, Johnny’s dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" <O</O
    His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" <O</O
    "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy’s balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

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