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  1. #1
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    Mar 2008
    aapke dil mein reheta hu

    Default New HR selection process

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    Old but Gud one... Very Happy

    Here's an example of the new HR selection process.
    1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
    2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.
    3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
    4. Then analyze the situation:

    a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the accounting department.

    b. If they are recounting them, put them in auditing.

    c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in engineering.

    d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order put them in planning.

    e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in operations.

    f. If they are sleeping, put them in security.

    g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in information technology.

    h. If they are sitting idle, put them in human resources.

    i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in sales.

    j. If they have already left for the day, put them in marketing.

    k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in strategic planning.

    l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in top management.

    Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.

    Pyar Na Dil Se Hota Hai, Na Dimaag Se...
    Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai.
    Per Pyar Karke Pyar Hi Mile...
    Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai.

  2. #2
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    Join Date
    Mar 2008


    ii had thought dey meant Hrithik Roshan Lmao



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