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    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has
    screwed him for ten million bucks.

    This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an
    occupational benefit why he got the job in the first
    place, since it was assumed that a deaf book-keeper
    would not be able to hear anything and never have to
    testify in court.

    When the Godfather goes to shake down the book-keeper
    about his missing $10 million bucks, he takes along
    his lawyer, who knows sign language.

    The Godfather asks the book-keeper: "Where is the $10
    million bucks you embezzled from me?"

    The lawyer, using sign language, asks the book-keeper
    where the money is hidden.

    The book-keeper signs back: "I don't know what you are
    talking about."

    The lawyer tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't
    know what you'retalking about."

    That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts
    it to the book-keeper' s temple, cocks it up and says:
    "Ask him again!"

    The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you
    for sure if you don't tell him!"

    The book-keeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is
    in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my
    cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

    The Godfather asks the lawyer: "Well, what'd he say?"

    The lawyer replies: "He says you don't have the guts
    to pull the trigger!!"
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