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    1- Wife & Husband

    Wife : How have you managed to get home so early today?
    Husband : My boss lost temper with me and shouted "Go to hell". So I came home.


    2- Black guy & A White Girl
    A black guy and a white girl met at a nightclub. She took him to her apartment and said: "tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!" So he ran off with the TV and VCD...

    3-Wife & Husband
    Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
    Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!"

    4- Something wrong
    A Chinese couple got married. When their baby was born, she had big, blue eyes, curly, blonde hair and brown skin. They named her ... SAM TING LONG.

    5- Wedding nights
    Man to wife on wedding night- "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?' "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!'


    6- Not at all

    > 70 yr old man asks his wife "do u feel sad when u see me running behind young girls?"
    > Wife replied "No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it."

    7- Don't disgrace your family
    >A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned her…."1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he
    > wants to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name."
    > Next day girl told Mom, "Everything happened exactly as you predicted. I
    > didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family."

    8- Baby burn't
    > A white couple had a black baby….
    > The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
    > Husband: Why the baby black?
    > Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!


    9- Expiry date
    >Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?"
    > Husband: "Nothing."
    > Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?"
    > Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"


    10- Why black?
    > Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
    > Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!!!

    ...being a human...



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    these r epic
    sorry dude .... Hash

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    fantastic u really know how 2 make people laugh

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    lol.. tfssss

 

 

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