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    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flicking through the channels.
    She asked, 'What's on TV?'
    I said, 'Dust.'

    And then the fight started...

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    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
    She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'
    I bought her a weighing scales.

    And then the fight started...
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    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....
    so, I took her to a petrol station...

    And then the fight started....
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    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she set alone at a nearby table.
    My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
    'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
    'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

    And then the fight started...

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    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't work, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
    But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf. Always something more important to me.
    Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day,
    I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
    I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a. toothbrush. I said, 'When you're finished cutting the grass, you might as
    well sweep the driveway.'

    and then the fight started...
    PS - The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
    The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
    I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
    I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
    The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
    So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
    She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
    She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'

    and then the fight started...
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    A woman is standing ****, looking in the bedroom mirror.
    She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
    The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.

    And then the fight started.....

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    I was out shopping the other day when I saw six women beating my Mother-in-law up. As I stood there and watched, her neighbor, who knew me, said, "Well, aren't you going to help?" I replied,
    "No. Six of them ought to be enough".

    and then the fight started...




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    looooooooooool nice one








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    loOoOoOl . .
    thanks yaar
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    Thank JN & LG for passing

 

 

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