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    Professors Definitions of a KISS


    Prof of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

    Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

    Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing

    Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips

    Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

    Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

    Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria

    Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

    Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

    Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

    Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

    Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

    Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.

    Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.
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    kiss is the most romantic way of foreplay it rejuvinates the weaks it brings on lot of positivity ; if your gf kisses u ; it makes your day ; but when she does same to your other friend u start coz that was not specially for u !!
    !!! KILL BULLIES !!!

 

 

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