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    TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.

    MARIA : Here it is!

    TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

    CLASS : Maria!
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    TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?

    FRANK : Because of the sign.

    TEACHER : What sign?

    FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

    JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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    TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”

    GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

    TEACHER : No, that’s wrong

    GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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    TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

    DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

    TEACHER : What are you talking about?

    DONALD : Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
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    TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
    didn’t have ten years ago.

    WINNIE : Me!
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    TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?

    GOSS : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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    TEACHER :
    Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”

    MILLIE
    : I is…

    TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”

    MILLIE : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
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    TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

    TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry
    tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
    didn’t punish him?”

    LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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    TEACHER :
    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

    SIMON : No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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    TEACHER :
    Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as
    your brother’s. Did you copy his?

    CLYDE :
    No, teacher, it’s the same dog!;
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    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
    people are no longer interested?

    HAROLD : A teacher






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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA awesome jokez






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    wow most of them are nice



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    lol.. excellent...
    i cn't stop laughing...
    Pyar Na Dil Se Hota Hai, Na Dimaag Se...
    Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai.
    Per Pyar Karke Pyar Hi Mile...
    Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai.



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    lol good jokes

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    hehehe thx 4 sharin


 

 

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