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    School:

    A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.

    Life Insurance:

    A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

    Nurse:

    A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.

    Love Affairs:

    Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match.

    Marriage:

    It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

    Divorce:

    Future tense of Marriage.

    Tears:

    The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

    Lecture:

    An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

    Conference:

    The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    Compromise:

    The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

    Dictionary:

    A place where success comes before work.

    Conference Room:

    A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

    Classic:

    Books, which people praise, but do not read.

    Smile:

    A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    Office:

    A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    Yawn:

    The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    Etc.:

    A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

    Committee:

    Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

    Experience:

    The name men give to their mistakes.

    Atom Bomb:

    An invention to end all inventions.

    Philosopher:

    A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

    Diplomat:

    A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

    Opportunist:

    A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

    Optimist:

    A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

    Miser:

    A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

    Father:

    A banker provided by nature.

    Criminal:

    A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

    Boss:

    Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    Politician:

    One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

    Doctor:

    A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

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    thanks bro ^^'

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    thanks for sharing ^^

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    lolz! THnx for sharin

    THnx so much Falu!!! So HOT!

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    lol thanks for sharing
    but disagree with this one
    Doctor:

    A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
    lol








 

 

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