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    Brilliant ways! How Girls turn Guys down!!



    HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
    SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

    HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
    SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

    HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
    SHE: I must have been given your share !

    HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
    SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

    HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
    SHE: Okay, get out!

    HE: I think I could make you very happy
    SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

    HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
    SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

    HE: Can I have your name?
    SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

    HE: Shall we go and see a film?
    SHE: I've already seen it!

    HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
    SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !

    HE: Where have you been all my life?
    SHE: Hiding from you.

    HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    HE: Is this seat empty?
    SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .

    HE: So, what do you do for a living?
    SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

    HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    SHE: Do not enter.

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    thanks for sharing dear





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    Quote Originally Posted by mpkk View Post
    thanks for sharing dear
    You are welcome Raj, for passing

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    lol most of them are very funny



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hash View Post
    lol most of them are very funny
    Yaar for passing

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    lolllllll

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    thanks for sharing yaar . .
    ^__^'

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    loooooool u guys deserve tht
    ^_*

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonoon View Post
    loooooool u guys deserve tht
    ^_*
    Why What did we do

 

 

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