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    A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?"

    The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces."

    The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"

    The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"

    The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."

    The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"

    The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."

    The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"

    The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."

    The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"

    The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."

    Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"

    And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."

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    looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

    i like it
    he must be uneducated
    looooool
    nice of u bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonoon View Post
    looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

    i like it
    he must be uneducated
    looooool
    nice of u bro
    Thanks for passing

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    loooooooooooooooooool
    it's very funy
    i like it
    thanks dost

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    Quote Originally Posted by tumari.muskaan View Post
    loooooooooooooooooool
    it's very funy
    i like it
    thanks dost

    for passing

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    lol thanks for sharing bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by _shahid_ View Post
    lol thanks for sharing bro
    for passing yaar

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    loooOooool~
    Thanks for sharing~. .

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    thanks for share good one



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    good one.

    thanks for sharing



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    Quote Originally Posted by кнαℓηαуαк View Post
    thanks for share good one
    You are welcome yaar, for passing

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    Quote Originally Posted by reshma View Post
    good one.

    thanks for sharing
    You are welcome Reshma,long time no see,where you been, for passing

 

 

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