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    Talking Computers Are Better Than Women

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    1. A computer can wait forever for you.

    2. A computer doesn't compare you with it's past users.

    3. A computer doesn't get calls from it's past users while you're logged in.

    4. A computer doesn't mind how excited you get.

    5. A computer doesn't tell you how completely teriffic it's past users have been.

    6. A computer is big in all the right places.

    7. A computer never forgets your birthday.

    8. A computer won't ask, "Are you in?"

    9. A computer won't ask, "Is there another computer?"

    10. A computer won't even talk about marriage.

    11. A computer won't fall in love with you just because you have sex.

    12. A computer won't get *****y if you're slow to respond.

    13. A computer won't grade you on how much you send it.

    14. A computer won't look through your checkbook.

    15. A computer won't mind how many other accounts you have, or if you keep getting new ones.

    16. A computer won't say, "Let's just be friends."

    17. A computer won't shave with your razor.

    18. A computer's maintainance personel don't cross-examine you every time you log in.

    19. Computers are easy to turn on.

    20. Computers are ready when you are.

    21. Computers are very responsive.

    22. Computers aren't into finding out how far you'll go to keep your account.

    23. Computers do everything you tell them to.

    24. Computers don't care about age differences.

    25. Computers don't care if you're married.

    26. Computers don't get pregnant.

    27. Computers don't get upset if you use other computers.

    28. Computers don't insist on foreplay.

    29. Computers don't make you meet their parents.

    30. Computers don't mind if you share them with a friend.

    31. Computers don't mind spending hours on the phone with you.

    32. Computers don't play head games unless you ask them to.

    33. Computers never ask you to call them in the morning.

    34. Computers never have headaches, or take rainchecks, or have a curfew, or have that time of the month.

    35. Computers won't mind if you don't like their friends.

    36. If you don't like the feel of one terminal you can easily switch to another in less than a min.

    37. Size doesn't count to a computer.

    38. The average computer session lasts four hours.

    39. With a computer, you never have to say you're sorry.

    40. You can log into several computers at once.

    41. You can turn off a computer.

    42. You can visit a computer any time you like, and it'll be up and ready for you.

    43. You don't have to tell computers you love them........

  2. #2
    dR Angels
    Join Date
    Mar 2008


    lolzz tfs

    THnx so much Falu!!! So HOT!

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    welcome kamala........

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    Retired Staff
    Join Date
    May 2008


    no images....

    Moved to timepass!

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    Retired Staff
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    Mar 2010


    Thanks for sharing,realy nice one

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    Join Date
    Aug 2008


    true that true that
    tfs lol
    Don't be so humble - you are not that great.



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