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    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I froze to death.

    2nd woman: How horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began

    to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband

    was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I

    found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I

    started running all over the house looking.

    I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I

    went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

    I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so

    exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be


    ...being a human...



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