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    TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
    PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
    TEACHER : What are you talking about?
    PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !



    TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
    PAPPU : Here it is!
    TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
    CLASS : PAPPU!



    TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
    PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER : No, that's wrong
    PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

    TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    PAPPU : I is...
    TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
    PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


    TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
    PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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    TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
    PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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    PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
    FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
    PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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    TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
    PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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    TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
    PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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    TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
    PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !






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    Lol , i have heard some of them but the fact remains

    Pappu can't dance saala
    :cheer: :cheer:

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    lol sala u started posting shyt also



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    ha ha ha...lolz...

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    Quote Originally Posted by crayxmp View Post
    Lol , i have heard some of them but the fact remains

    :cheer: :cheer:

    "PAPu can't DAnce sala"
    n U can't Either...

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    LOL Pappu can't dance sala

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    Lol poor pappu.



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    Thanks yaar

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    looooooooooool
    papu solu
    u r papu lolz








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    uhm these r the same jokes from the classroom thread.....






 

 

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