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    Physics would have been much much Easier...
    If..
    If..
    If..
    If..
    The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!
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    How Newton Died ?

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    He died After seen South Indian Movies..

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    Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He
    Made...
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    WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?

    " W "!!

    B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W"

    WHO?
    WHY?
    WHAT?
    WHEN?
    WHICH?
    WHOM?
    WHERE?
    WAR!
    AND FINALLY

    WIFE....!
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    GOD:I Cant Be Everywhere So I Created MOTHERS

    DEVIL:I Cant Be Everywhere So I Created GIRLS.

    GOD: Dont Worry I Have Created BOYS To Change Them To MOTHERS!

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    Moral of the movie ROBOT-
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    A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines-!:-o

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    newton's law:
    lecturing is d phenomenon of transferin the info 4m d notes of lecturer to
    the students notes without passing throu'd brain of either

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    Gals Language:
    Stupid(U r Smart)
    Idiot(U r Cute)
    Shut up(I Luv u)
    I'll kill u(I'll die 4 u)
    GN(All slept u can cal me nw)
    Fwd 2 gals to laugh & boys 2 undrstnd

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    When Alchohol is consumed,
    Whatever is in the mind comes out...


    So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.

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    You know a
    Crazy fact of todays generation
    nce upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
    But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!

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    what is swarg?
    american salary,
    british house,
    chinese food,
    indian wife,
    what is narak?
    american wife,
    british food,
    chinese house,
    indian salary

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    A Sign At A Petrol pump ...


    "Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless,
    But
    Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"

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    The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
    It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.

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    If u r with 1 girl its Anand...
    If u r with 2 girls its Mahanand...
    If u r with 3 girls its Parmanand but
    If u r with many girls then u must b Swami Nityanand.

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    Earlier
    Luv Startd wid Eyes
    Grew wid Gifts
    Ended wid Tears


    Now: Luv Starts frm Cellphone
    Grows wid Msgs
    &
    Ends wid "Upbhogta Kisi aur Call par Vyast hai.”

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    When u read a love message,
    U never think of the person who sent u the sms..
    But u think of the person whom u love the most!!
    STRANGE..

    sala kharcha kisika
    or
    Charcha kisika!

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    The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And
    The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts

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    A student grabbed a coin,

    Flipped it in the air & said,
    “Head, I go to sleep.”

    Tail, I watch a movie.

    If it stands on the edge Ill study.
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    ...being a human...



 

 

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