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    After the long trip a man checked into a hotel in Australia. There was a computer in his room,so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

    Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.

    After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

    To : My Loving Wife
    Subject : I've Arrived
    Date: May 27 2006

    I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

    P.s It is damn hot down here !!

    A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide
    under your skirt. I'll explain later.'

    The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
    Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

    The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

    After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and,said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq for war..'

    The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

    The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you
    have a great pair of legs!'

    The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher,
    you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq

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    i got the first one in an email months ago.

    but the second one was really funny.

    thanks for sharing



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