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    policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a Breathalyzer.
    “I can’t do that, officer.”

    “Why not?”

    “Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.”
    “Okay, we’ll just get a urine sample down at the station.”

    “Can’t do that either, officer.”

    “Why not?”

    “Because I’m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.”

    “All right, we could get a blood sample.”

    “Can’t do that either, officer.”

    “Why not?”

    “Because I’m a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.”

    “Fine then, just walk on this white line.”

    “Can’t do that either, officer.”

    “Why not?”

    “Because I’m drunk.”
    ...being a human...



 

 

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