Results 1 to 2 of 2
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Others system folder

    Smile The Malayali Questionnaire (So Funny !)

    Follow us on Social Media

    Malayali Questionnaire

    1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?

    2) Where did the Malayali study?
    In the ko-liage.

    3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
    He is very bissi.

    4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
    To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

    5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
    To yearn meney.

    6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
    He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

    7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
    MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

    8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
    Yem Bee Yae.

    9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
    He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

    10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
    An Oto

    11) Where does he pray?
    In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

    12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
    A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

    13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?

    14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
    Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

    15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
    He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

    16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?'
    Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where '

    17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and footballteams ?
    Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Oct 2008


    Lol thanks



Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts