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Thread: Modern Wedding
01-06-2011, 11:39 PM #1
Nikhil and Mona were newlyweds. Nikhil thought
this would be a modern marriage, meaning they
would each play equal roles. So, the first
morning after their honeymoon, he brought Mona
breakfast in bed. However, Mona wasn't at all
impressed by his culinary skills. Looking
disdainfully at the tray, she snorted, "A
poached egg? I wanted scrambled!" Undaunted,
the following morning, Nikhil brought his new
bride a scrambled egg. Unfortunately, Mona
wasn't satisfied. "Did you ever stop to think
that perhaps I like variety?" she snapped. "I
wanted poached this morning!" Determined to
please her, the next morning, he brought her
two eggs….one poached and one scrambled. "
Here, my darling, enjoy," he said cheerfully.
Mona was infuriated. "You scrambled the wrong egg!" she screamed. !!!!!!!
...being a human...