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    There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You`re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again.
    His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
    A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You`re cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’?
    Lawyer said “The drugs are wearing off!”
    ...being a human...



 

 

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