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    Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
    Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
    Teacher : Spell it?
    Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA .

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    Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
    Banta : How do you know??
    Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came
    again..

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    Santa complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my
    house.
    Police : How the theif did not take TV???
    Santa : I was watching TV na....

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    If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's


    younger sis and elder sis?

    Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

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    Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"

    Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!

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    When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

    Answer : On their Wedding !!

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    Interviewer: what is your birth date?
    Sardar : 13th October
    Interviewer: Which year?
    Sardar : Oye ullu ke patte _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

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    One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
    village???
    Sardar: no sir, here only small Babies born!!!

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    Interviewer: just imagine you r in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how
    will you escape?
    Sardar : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

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    Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a
    traffic cop tried to stop them.
    Santa said: Sorry bhai, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin
    hai !!!
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    Santa: If I die will u remarry?
    Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?

    Santa: No, I'll also stay with ur sister

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    Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
    Pappu: Haan papa, chalo Maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha
    hai.

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    Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
    Santa: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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    A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
    Santa replied: Mainu at nahi hai ji, tainu hai at lipat ja...

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    Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar NE poocha: Upar kyon aaya?

    Banta: Apple khane.
    Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
    Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

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    SARDAR talking on cell.
    2ND SARDAR: kis se
    baat kar raho ho.
    1ST: biwi se.....
    2ND: itne... pyar se....?
    1ST: tumhari hai. . .
    Pyar Na Dil Se Hota Hai, Na Dimaag Se...
    Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai.
    Per Pyar Karke Pyar Hi Mile...
    Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai.



 

 

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