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    Boss: Where were you born?
    Sardar : Punjab ..
    Boss : which part ?
    Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab .

    2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. /
    Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
    Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

    Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
    Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
    Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

    Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
    sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

    Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass..

    Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
    Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

    On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
    Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

    Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
    Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

    How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
    Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....
    Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
    Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
    Santa: I'm falling in love.

    Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
    Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

    A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
    Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

    At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
    Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

    Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... . drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

    Banta: U cheated me.
    Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
    Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!

    In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
    Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
    Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
    Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

    Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
    Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
    Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
    Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

    ...being a human...

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    woow really nice collection
    hilarious are the last 3
    Never Can Run Away From Your Darkest Sin



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