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    Default Telephone Conversations..... Intersting

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    True Telephone conversations recorded from

    various Help Desks around the U.K

    Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?

    Customer: A white one...

    Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

    Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?

    Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.

    Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...

    Customer: No ... wait a minute...

    I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry ....

    Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the

    left of ! the screen.

    Customer: Your left or my left?

    Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?

    Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

    Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...

    Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me!

    I'm not Bill Gates damn it!

    Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time

    I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer

    and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer

    still says he can't find it...

    Customer: I have problems printing in red...

    Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?

    Customer: No.

    Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?

    Customer: A tedd! y bear my boyfriend bought

    for me in the supermarket.

    Helpdesk: And now hit F8.

    Customer: It's not working.

    Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?

    Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me,

    but nothing's happening...

    Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

    Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

    Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

    Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

    Customer: OK

    Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?

    Customer: Yes

    Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.

    Is there another keyboard?

    Customer: Yes, there's another one here.

    Ah...that one does work!

    Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple,

    a capital letter V as in! Victor, the number 7.

    Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

    A customer couldn't get on the internet.

    Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?

    Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

    Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?

    Customer: Five stars.

    Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?

    Customer: Netscape.

    Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.

    Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

    Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a

    screensaver on my computer, but every time

    I move the mouse, it disappears!

    Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?

    Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over !

    4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it

    will take before you can help me?

    Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?

    Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help

    button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me

    when you will finally be helping me?

    Helpdesk: How may I help you?

    Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

    Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?

    Customer: Well, I have the letter a,

    but how do I get the circle around it?
    ...being a human...



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