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    Santa: Bhai saheb 2 ticket dena.

    Conductor: 2 Q?

    Santa: 1 kho jaye to dusri kaam ayegi

    Conductor: dono kho gayi to?

    Santa..pass hai na.


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    Teacher : Agar tumhari aik Pocket me

    500 Rs ho aur doosri mein

    1000, to tum kya Sochogay ?

    Santa: Yahi k mene kisi aur k Paint pehen li hai


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    Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.

    Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe.

    Santa- Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte


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    Kabi kushi kabi gam..

    Mere msg na honge kum...

    Kabi alvida na kahna..

    msg karte rehna...

    Dhoom..

    Mere sms padh kar jhum...

    Phir hera pheri..

    Ab msg ki teri bari ...


    ************************


    1 chhoti si

    LADKI

    jisne abhi

    KG CLASS

    pas kiya h

    koun sa

    gana gayegi?


    KG kiya re!!


    *************************


    kise kabhi n chuka sako wo LOAN he HUM


    Jo hamesha bajti rahe wo TONE he HUM


    Is sms ki duniya k DON he HUM


    Ab to pehchn gaye na kon he HUM

    ...being a human...



 

 

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