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    Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
    Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
    Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
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    Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
    Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
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    Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
    Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
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    Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
    Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
    Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
    Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
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    Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
    Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha
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    ********* THE BEST ONE ! ! ! ! !
    Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
    Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.
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    Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
    Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...
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    Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
    Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
    Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
    Santa: Phir?
    Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
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    Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.
    Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swaal si?
    Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai?
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    Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
    Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!
    ...being a human...



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    lolzz very nice
    I trust cigratte more than a girl.
    It will damage my lungs but will never break my heart ;-)


 

 

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