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11-04-2008, 05:03 PM #1
Raj Singh is rushing back angrily to grocery shop from where he is
purchasing a packet of butter a few minutes ago.
"Where is my free gift?" he yells to the shopkeeper. "But Sir, there is no free gift on
purchase of butter." the shopkeeper politely answers. "Don't be fooling me,"
Raj replies, "it is clearly written on the packet of the butter
One day Mr Naidoo is at home, going into kitchen, opening the sugar
bottle, peeping inside and closing it. ........His wife sees this.
After some time. Mr Naidoo goes into the kitchen again, and opens the sugar
bottle,is peeping inside and closes it....... His wife again is seeing
this.Mr Naidoo, again and again, does same thing. His wife is puzzled
by why he would do something like this. So, she is asks: 'Why you are
opening sugar bottle, peeping inside and Closing it often?' Mr Naidoo says to
her, 'I am Sugar Patient, you know........... Our doctor is advising me to
be checking sugar often'.
Sardarji asks: - 'Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group'.
Nurse answers: - "B Positive" Sardarji is confused: - 'Please to tell
me soon'.... Nurse says:- "B Positive" Sardarji replies :- Madam, I AM positive,
but still I am also eager to know my blood group.
Moodley: - I was born in the Punjab.
Pillay: - Oh really, which part?
Moodley :- All of me, you silly !!.
Jugnu Singh gets up in the middle of night to answer the telephone.
"Is this one one one one?", says the voice. "No," Jugnu says, "this is
eleven eleven." "Are you sure this isn't one one one one?" "No, this is
eleven eleven." "Well, wrong number. I am Harpal calling, sorry to be waking
you in middle of the night." "That's all right, mister," Jugnu assures him
I had to get up anyway, to answer telephone."
Moodliar , with two red ears, goes to see the doctor. Doctor asks him
"What is happening to your ears?" Moodliar answers, "I am ironing shirt.
Suddenly phone is ringing I am picking up iron and sticking it in my ear."
"Oh deary me!" doctor exclaims in disbelief. "But...what is happening
to other ear?"
Moodliar replys: - "I am holding paining ear; when that Same supid
fellow is calling back."
Q: Why is Bala taking pair of binoculars with him to a funeral?
A: It is distant relative's funeral
One shining morning a fine girl proposes to Raja Singh but Raja Singh
declines, simply saying :- "In our family we marry only with our
relatives: My grandfather married my grandmother, my mom married my dad, my bhai
married my bhabhi, my sister married my jijajee, my uncle married my aunty .and so on.
So please to be excusing me."
11-04-2008, 06:50 PM #2
11-05-2008, 12:05 AM #3
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Thx Reshma, good work
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11-12-2008, 09:57 AM #8
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