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    Raj Singh is rushing back angrily to grocery shop from where he is
    purchasing a packet of butter a few minutes ago.
    "Where is my free gift?" he yells to the shopkeeper. "But Sir, there is no free gift on
    purchase of butter." the shopkeeper politely answers. "Don't be fooling me,"
    Raj replies, "it is clearly written on the packet of the butter
    "Cholesterol free!"
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    One day Mr Naidoo is at home, going into kitchen, opening the sugar
    bottle, peeping inside and closing it. ........His wife sees this.
    After some time. Mr Naidoo goes into the kitchen again, and opens the sugar
    bottle,is peeping inside and closes it....... His wife again is seeing
    this.Mr Naidoo, again and again, does same thing. His wife is puzzled
    by why he would do something like this. So, she is asks: 'Why you are
    opening sugar bottle, peeping inside and Closing it often?' Mr Naidoo says to
    her, 'I am Sugar Patient, you know........... Our doctor is advising me to
    be checking sugar often'.
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    Sardarji asks: - 'Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group'.
    Nurse answers: - "B Positive" Sardarji is confused: - 'Please to tell
    me soon'.... Nurse says:- "B Positive" Sardarji replies :- Madam, I AM positive,
    but still I am also eager to know my blood group.
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    Moodley: - I was born in the Punjab.
    Pillay: - Oh really, which part?
    Moodley :- All of me, you silly !!.
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    Jugnu Singh gets up in the middle of night to answer the telephone.
    "Is this one one one one?", says the voice. "No," Jugnu says, "this is
    eleven eleven." "Are you sure this isn't one one one one?" "No, this is
    eleven eleven." "Well, wrong number. I am Harpal calling, sorry to be waking
    you in middle of the night." "That's all right, mister," Jugnu assures him
    I had to get up anyway, to answer telephone."
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    Moodliar , with two red ears, goes to see the doctor. Doctor asks him
    "What is happening to your ears?" Moodliar answers, "I am ironing shirt.
    Suddenly phone is ringing I am picking up iron and sticking it in my ear."
    "Oh deary me!" doctor exclaims in disbelief. "But...what is happening
    to other ear?"
    Moodliar replys: - "I am holding paining ear; when that Same supid
    fellow is calling back."
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    Q: Why is Bala taking pair of binoculars with him to a funeral?
    A: It is distant relative's funeral
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    One shining morning a fine girl proposes to Raja Singh but Raja Singh
    declines, simply saying :- "In our family we marry only with our
    relatives: My grandfather married my grandmother, my mom married my dad, my bhai
    married my bhabhi, my sister married my jijajee, my uncle married my aunty .and so on.
    So please to be excusing me."

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    thanks for sharing Reshma



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    Thx Reshma, good work

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    lol thx for sharin reshma

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    last one is sooo uff! LOOL bt gud onez TFS!!!

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    thnx for sharing reshma



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    like it...................

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    nyc
    I lyk it

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