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    TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
    PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!

    TEACHER : What are you talking about?
    PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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    TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
    PAPPU : Here it is!

    TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

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    TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
    PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

    TEACHER : No, that's wrong
    PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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    TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    PAPPU : I is...

    TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
    PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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    TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"

    PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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    TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

    PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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    PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
    FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
    PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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    TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

    PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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    TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

    PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.

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    TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother' s. Did you copy his ?

    PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

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    TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

    PAPPU: A teacher

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    lol t4s....

    Hum Tanhayion Se Nahi Mahfilo Se Darte Hai
    Hum Zamane Se Nahi Apne Aap Se Darte Hai

    Yoh Toh Bahut Kuch Koya Hai Humne
    Najane Kyun Apko Khone Se Darte Hai

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