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    In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.



    A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.



    The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.



    They tested him.



    They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,



    "Its red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."



    "That's correct", said the boss.



    Another glass.



    "Its red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels."



    "Correct."



    The director was astonished.

    He winked at his secretary to suggest something.



    She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.



    "It's a blond, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.

    And if you don't give me the job,

    I'll tell you who is the father!"

    ...being a human...



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    heheh lolzzzzzz
    I trust cigratte more than a girl.
    It will damage my lungs but will never break my heart ;-)


 

 

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