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  1. #1
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    A 15 year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

    The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
    The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a 60-year old fat lady in a wheel chair moved up to the elevator and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady got in.
    The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the elevator light up sequentially.. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

    Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 20-year-old blonde stepped out.

    The father, not taking his eyes off the blonde, said quietly to his son. 'Go get your Mother.'
    ...being a human...

  2. #2
    I am Brown so ARe you DOwN?
    Join Date
    Mar 2008



    lol wow!! amish ppl r made for jkz
    If i think abt i can i crack at least 5-6 in 30 sec
    sorry dude .... Hash



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