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    * Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak bijli chamki,
    badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai


    * Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

    * Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai, Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi?
    Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse achhi lagti hai


    * Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain? Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?

    Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na.


    * Munnabhai: Are Ek bakara Talaab me Gir gaya hai aab wo sala kaise bahar aayegaa ?????

    Cirkit: Bhai Geela Hoker, Tension nahi Lene kaa ...!!!!!!
    ...being a human...



 

 

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