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    Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
    No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
    He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

    "Husband is one who is the head of the family,
    but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."

    A man in Hell asked Devil:
    Can I make a call to my Wife?
    After making call he asked how much to pay.
    Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

    Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
    It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
    Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever

    Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
    So I'd be in your hands all day.
    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
    So I could have a new one every day.

    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
    Wife: When must I give them to him?
    Doctor: They are for you

    Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
    Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

    Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
    Husband: A lovely Push...!
    ...being a human...



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