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    Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?

    Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

    Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

    Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

    Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

    Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay toinstall Love while they are running?

    Tech Support: What programs are running ?

    Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

    Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from yourcurrent operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with amodule of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completelyturn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?

    Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

    Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invokeForgiveness. Dothis as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

    Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

    Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

    Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program notrun on external components." What should I do?

    Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up torun on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

    Customer: So, what should I do?

    Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the followingfiles: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

    Customer: Okay, done.

    Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The systemwill overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, youneed to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your RecycleBin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

    Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smileis playing onmy monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart.Is this normal?

    Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventuallyeverythinggets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing beforewe hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give itand its various modules toeveryone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

    Customer: Thank you
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