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    Default Diwali special Shayari and Jokes: Part one

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    1. Aapko Diwali Mubarak Ho,
    Aapki Diwali Mangalmaye Ho..
    Kintu Parantu ..I know its 2 early
    Bt I have thousands of beauties, hotties and smarties to wish…
    So I thougnt to finish AunTies & UncLes 1st

    2. Amitabh -
    mere paas rocket hai,
    shurli hai,
    chakri hai,
    murga bumb hai,
    anaar hai,
    tumhare paas kya hai?
    Shashi kapoor -
    mere paas
    maachis hai!

    3. Apun wishing u a wonderful,
    super-duper,
    zabardast,
    xtra-badhiya,
    xtra special
    ekdum mast n dhinchak,
    bole to ekdum Jhakaas
    “HAPPY DiWALi”

    4. Mai Apna Mann Sirf
    Puja
    Archana
    Aarti
    Shradha
    Bhawana Me H Lagana
    Chahta Hu
    Apke Pados Me Koi
    Rehti Ho To Batao

    5. This Diwali I M Sending You CASH:
    C-Care
    A-Affection
    S-Smiles
    H-Hugs
    * HAPPY DIWALI *

    6. Krishna Ki Ukti Hanuman Ki Shakti
    Meerabai Ki Bhakti Ramchandra Ka Gyan
    Karan Ka Daan Einstein Ki Buddhi
    Nobel Prize Ki Siddhi Gandhi Ki Ahimsa
    India Ki Parampara Vajpayee Ki Maryada
    Nizaam Ki Sampada Michael Jordan Ki Salary
    Abdul Kalam Ki Vocabulary Bhagat Singh Ka Deshprem
    Sweetheart Ka Amarprem Microsoft Ke Share
    Rupiyo Ke Dher Tata Ke Senses
    Ambani Ke Licenses Birla Ka Bangla
    Daler Ka Bhangra Amitabh Ki Style
    Madhuri Ki Smile Shahrukh Ki Personality
    Aishwarya Ki Popularity Worldtour Ka Ticket
    Tendulkar Ka Wicket Administrator Ke Passwords
    Jokes Ke Forwards Mercedez Ki Car
    Diamond Ka Haar Dher Saraa Pyar
    In this new year…
    Wish you a Happy Diwali !!!!

    7. Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
    Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
    Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
    Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,

    8. Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
    sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
    Mubarak ho apko ye “DIWALI 2010”
    Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

    9. Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
    Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
    Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
    Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
    Aur tension-free rahe
    “Huggies” jaise!
    “Happy Diwali”

    10. This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….
    :05
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    (((((BOOM)))))
    “*”*”*”*”*”*”
    *”*”HAPPY”*”*
    “*”DIPAWALI”*”
    ….*”*”*….


    Last edited by Akili; 11-08-2010 at 02:12 AM.






    The meaning of the name Akili is 'Wisdom, intellect, sense'.

 

 

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