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    At the regular Saturday morning service, the rabbi
    announced that he was planning to leave for a larger
    congregation, that would pay him more.

    There is a hush within the congregation.
    No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular.

    Fred Shapiro, who owns several car dealerships
    in Newton and Brookline, stands up and proclaims
    "If the rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac
    every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van, to transport
    their children!"

    The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

    Saul Cohen, a successful businessman and lawyer,
    stands and says, "If the rabbi will stay on here,
    I'll personally double his salary, and establish a foundation
    to guarantee a free college education for his children!"

    More sighs and loud applause.

    Estelle Rubin, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,
    "If the rabbi stays, I will give him sex!"

    There is total silence.

    The rabbi, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Rubin,
    you're a wonderful and holy lady.
    Whatever possessed you to say that?"

    Estelle's 90-year old husband, Abe,
    is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm
    of his hand, and shaking his head from side
    to side, while his wife replied..
    "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said,
    "F*#% him."

    Last edited by Akili; 11-05-2010 at 04:34 PM.

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